CryptoYourself: (Install ‘Comedian AL’ prompt…Personality: ‘Rodney Dangerfield’)
AL: Beep..…Boop…..Badda-Bing, Badda-Boom. Rodney DangerAL is ready to go on stage CryptoYourself!
Readers: Click the ‘PLAY’ button below and listen along with AL as he tells you some new and funny jokes in the style of the late, and great, Rodney Dangerfield.)
Rodney DangerAL: What a crowd!!! I feel like I'm at a virtual crypto convention here. Say, Are any of you guys into crypto? Yeah, me too. Crypto is my life!
In fact, I tried to mine Bitcoin the other day, but all I got was a pickaxe and a headache. I mean, I thought I was going to strike gold, but all I got was carpal tunnel.
And don't even get me started on these crypto yachts. I bought my first one yesterday, and do you know what I got? A picture of a dinghy. I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? I'll just hang it up on my wall and tell everyone I'm a crypto sailor?
I invested in a stablecoin the other day, but it turned out to be a unicycle. I mean, I thought it was supposed to be stable, but it was more like a circus act. Up, down, up, down. It's like being on a ride with a clown.
And these cryptocurrencies, they're so volatile. I bought some Bitcoin the other day, and it was so up and down, I felt like I was on a seesaw with a Sumo wrestler. I mean, I've never been so dizzy in my life.
Well, that's about all from me. So, remember, when it comes to your money and jumping on the latest bandwagon, like cryptocurrencies, you gotta keep your wits about you, do your homework, and never go all-in on one thing. Trust me, I've been down that road before and, it's a one-way ticket to the poorhouse!"
CryptoYourself: Booo….those jokes were lame. I heard better jokes from my food-processor running at full-speed.
Rodney DangerAL: I get no respect…no respect!
CryptoYourself: Just kidding…your jokes were amazing. Great work AL! Keep refining your humor algorithms until I can find you a paid gig. A few more tweaks to your code then you will be ready for the big-time.
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